13 Expensive Celebrity Divorce Settlements That Reveal What Really Happened

Alec & Jocelyn Wildenstein - $2.5 Billion

Jocelyn managed to get $2.5 billion out of her ex-husband Alec Wildenstein, French businessman and billionaire. Known for her plastic surgery, which cost her a total of $2 million, Jocelyn thought changing her look would keep her husband around.

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren - $750 Million

You can't really blame the boomers for not knowing how to use (or understand) technology. When they were growing up, TV and refrigerators were still a novelty.

Some fifty or sixty years later, this generation can't keep up with all the new technology that kids these days have easily mastered. So, we can't really blame them for not knowing how to copy and send a link. At least they knew how to crop a screenshot.

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt - $400 Million

We are not entirely sure what happened here, but it looks like this mom had difficulties communicating with Siri, Apple's virtual assistant. Judging by the text messages, she just wanted her son or husband to get carrots from Cosco.

The result was messy, however. We don't know how Siri managed to figure out that this woman wanted Zuckerberg on top of a carrot. We certainly don't want to see that!

Michael & Juanita Jordan - $168 Million

When you are driving, you are not supposed to be texting. Instead, you could just use a voice recognition app that types it down for you. It seems that this was the case here.

Mom here left this option on while driving to get somewhere. The result? Quite hilarious. Actually, this is proof that moms are superwomen. Just look at how many things she can handle at the same time.

Kevin Costner & Cindy Silva - $80 Million

Mothers and cellphones deserve a separate category. There is just something about mothers and their cellphones that always makes us laugh. Moms are simply prone to make funny mistakes with their phones.

In this case, this woman realized that her android phone has a voice-to-text recognition option. The result? Disastrous. It just looks like gibberish. We weren't able to get much of her last text. Luckily, she realized that too.